What to get Everybody this Christmas


Alex Garland

December is here and so is the end of the year. We all know how hard it can be to get a good gift for someone, especially family. That’s why this list is here to help you get the best gift possible for everyone this holiday season, and end such a crazy year on a good note.

  • Socks

So basic, so so basic. But effective! This is useful for them and a great punishment for bringing up the previous election at the dinner table…. Again


  • Snoop Dogg Cookbook

What could be better than this? Exactly; nothing. Ain’t nothing better than the cooking genius Mr. Snoop D O double G. With recipes such as Baby Back Ribs and Fried Chicken Wings this thing is chock-full of amazing ideas with great flavor.

  • Fish Flip Flops

Available in over 7 different colors and ready to hit the runway. These flops are an absolute must have for anyone this Christmas, and I just know your Uncle Larry would rock them harder than a band in the 90s.

  • The Pizza Blanket

Is your cousin a fiend for cuisine? A marinara menace? The food facilitator? Well then this is the perfect gift for them. The blanket not only works as a great sleeping bag but also looks like a giant, delicious slice of pizza, and I don’t think anyone will be able to resist it.

  • Anything other than any of these

Now, I know that everything in this article is a must have, but if you really want to make your family happy please take no advice from me. Get something meaningful and have a great holiday season!